Genesis 1:1-5 (NIV)

1 In the beginning Daniel created a blog and a spot. ² Now the blog was formless and empty, darkness was over the  text and Daniel was sitting on the chair. ³And Daniel said, "Let there be words," and there were words. ⁴Daniel saw that the words were good, and he separated the words with spaces. ⁵Daniel called the words "posts" and the posts he called "a blog." And there were viewers and there were followers - the first post.